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My friend Jane.

pineplantation — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:49:09 +0000

Its only when someone gives you their prized Rupert Jumper that realise just how nice that person is. Today Jane gave me such a jumper, one that i have been perving on for a whole week. This post is dedicated to Jane and her generosity. Thank you

pineplantation — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 00:00:10 +0000

So today my pants broke, but, we are actually here to tell you what we think about blogging. A few years ago i had a ’space’ or as people continue to pronounce it ‘my myspace’ and it was okay, as time went on however i realised how much time i and others spent on it. It was thus deleted. Now as part of engrifgsh we are required to begin a new type of ’social’ networking site; a blog.

I think they are a tad better as they focus more on oppinion and humerous subject matter. But, as we have just recently observed on a fellow classmates blog, they are taken way too seriously. How long before someones online pastime becomes their life. I quickly drove home and changed into some track pants, i think only maybe two people saw the white hairyness of my thighs.

Blog Review

pineplantation — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 11:19:17 +0000

Attack of the Redneck Mommy
 
 This certain Blog grabbed me more than the others due to the author's - the
mommy- eccentric and unconventional style of writing, blog writing. For example

  "First, I am chronically lazy. At least
this is what my children like to tell me whenever I ask them to fetch me a
drink or take the garbage out. Generally while muttering under their breath
about me possibly having a piano tied to my arse."
  
And 

 “I am a tea
snob. I love tea. I can’t get enough of it. That is, if it’s loose-leaf and not
that bagged orange pekoe crap my parents keep in a cookie jar collecting dust
on the kitchen counter. I’d rather drink from a puddle in a parking lot than
drink that swill”

She uses lots of sarcasm and scorn in her
entries. Her main topics are family, husband, body image and blogs. The heavy
use of satire and send-ups makes the reader want to continue examining her
stories and opinions.  One of Redneck
Mommy’s literature techniques is too criticise or pass judgment on herself, this
is done in a comical form and constantly adjourns her chronicles.

 “I jump up
and down now and I feel the shock waves of flubber roll all the way down to my
toes and I am in danger of knocking myself out with my impressive beavertails
rack”.

 The comments
she receives from her readers are plentiful and I believe so because they can
relate to her circumstances and enjoy Redneck Mommy’s witty observations on life.

[img]http://theredneckmommy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/2007-05-15.gif[/img]

“Sheesh. Fiiine.” I love
when he says Fiiine in that teenage tone. Fiiine really
translates to ‘Bite my arse woman’ but he thinks I have forgotten the language
of hormonal tweens.  Tearing himself away from his computer game, he went
to the pantry to peruse my selection of teas.
 

http://theredneckmommy.com/

“……This is me Life should be Fun for everyone Life is easy if you wear a smile Just be yourself, don’t ever change your style”

pineplantation — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 10:44:08 +0000

Hi everyone my name is Connor. I hope everyone catches on and completes the saddle club theme song…cause its really good and the new one is coming out soon and its going to have horses and everything. This blog has been created as part of my english course but blogs are cool anyway. Myblog ……Myspace..see where they stole it from. Take care, ride in your styrups, lets hope thats how you spell it.

Hello world!

pineplantation — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 22:06:58 +0000

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